A few days later, after showering I was applying my favorite lotion and still I was still ashy. Oh nah, How?!! I picked up my go-to cocoa scented petroleum jelly to put on and thought, "Wait, you should research this!". Half hour later trapped in the world of search engine clicks, and tons of web browsers pages open I started looking at the health benefits or lack thereof. I then checked the lotion bottle label. Why, Lord?! I hit the Holy Grail of unpronounceable words, or just letters put together to look like something. Jesus, take the wheels; For 18 adult years I have subjected my skin to unhealthy handpicked choices.